Yeah, pickles.

This is a collective of nonsensical and random shit.

My name is Mollie, 26, livin it up in a library in southeast Texas. I read. I study. I will soon join the ranks of the ladies and men of the library. Fuck yesah.


Read the Printed Word!

I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.

—I concur.

(Source: jayygatsby, via emilie-rainbow)

funkysafari: You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told. But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt. Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

(via thebookworm)

brain-food:

“Neil Gaiman Addresses the University of the Arts Class of 2012”

This is excellent, especially if you do work in a creative, arty field. Really enjoyed listening to it today, I needed to hear all of this. 
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

asamisbooty:

coffeespook:

shineeonnmee:

tessamarianne:

kepi-oma-ema:

watchyoufalldown:

izzyvstheworld:

fuck-yeah-sallyys-bacon:

krystalnicole9102:

n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th:

LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

omfg i was dying laughing until he jumped but didnt make it D: </3

ahahahaha!! I am screaming!

Ahahahaha perfection….

This just made my day…

haaaaaaaah

lmao whatt

CAN’T BREATHE

THIS IS TOO PERFECT

(Source: videohall, via mytumblrurlisawesome)

teachingliteracy: cinderellainrubbershoes: “Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time. A book is a proof that humans are capable of magic.” -Carl Sagan

teachingliteracy:

cinderellainrubbershoes:

“Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time. A book is a proof that humans are capable of magic.”

-Carl Sagan