julieraven: foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response. That dog is a rude
Me: Why is this book over
Me: Why couldn't it be longer
Me: What am I supposed to read now
*glances at pile of unread books*
Me: Don't look at me like that
stephen king: goodnight son
son: goodnight dad
stephen king: do you want to hear a bedtime story?
stephen king: there once was an old man-
son: NO DAD IT'S FINE OKAY BYE
cciiris: I’m so excited!!!!